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>MEMO
>FROM: shadowy Iluminati Operative #8479048
>TO: Militaryindustrial ¸berlord #837987
>
>CLASSIFIED: For Inner Sanctum members only
>
>Your Holiness
>
>I am pleased to report that the spam strike against
the
>Hactivists was a complete success.
>
>The idea of getting hactivists to voluntarily waste
millions of
>otherwise fruitful activist person-hours compiling lists
of
>"keywords" and reams of purple lefty revenge fantasy
prose, and
>then jamming their own networks with endlessly quoted
copies was
>indeed worthy of an evil genius such as your self.
>
>I trust that the usual "package" will be forwarded to
me as soon
>as possible.. Thank you, your worship.
>
>#8479048
________________________________________________
> The worst thing about that last drug deal was the way
the
> CIA dude almost botched the whole affair. "Certified
Information
> Associate" Ha! Agent Smiley (the handle he uses when
dealing with
> "hacker" groups) thinks he's the bomb, but he doesn't
know how
> to spell "botulism" or "nuclear" (worse, he pronounces
it
> "nuke-u-lar".) Speaking of mispronounciations, he kept
referring
> to that agent in the Cayman Islands as a "real-uh-tor".
So what
> if Smiley has an off-shore bank account? What's the
use in having
> a swiss bank account if you don't have several million
dollars
> stashed in it (presumably without any government higher-ups
> finding out about it).
>
> Oh, hey, thanks for that killer bootleg compilation
you mailed
> to my PO Box. Expect a money order via snail mail to
cover your
> expenses. I really liked Special Op's version of "Love
is the
> Drug". The remix of Dali's Handgun was pretty good
as well. I
> didn't really care for the tracks by Acousitic Assault,
Rifle
> Rhythm, or Kill the Pigs. However, Anthrax's cover
of Tiffany's
> song "Drop the Bomb" was a real riot!
>
> Did I tell you that Shelley *finally* finished her
thesis on
> "post-modern anti-governemnet activities as a new form
of politics"?
> Okay, it's a dry read, but the parts about the government's
cover-up
> of Waco was pretty good. Gave me some stuff to think
about. And
> what she had to say about Ruby Ridge was pretty good.
I realize
> that she was merely quoting the extremists, but reading
the lines
> "overthrow the government by any means possible" sent
deadly
> shivers down my spine. Almost makes me want to kill
a president
> or senator. At least I'd get my fifteen minutes of
fame. ;)
>
> I finally finished reading Stevenson's "Cryptonomicon".
It's got
> some great stuff about strong cryptography and the
implications
> of its use to subvert governments and avoid taxes was
pretty cool.
> Lots of killer information about enigma and bletchley
park and all
> of those other clandestine things that "they" would
rather you
> not know about. It's a really thick book, but definitely
worth the
> read.
>
> Did you hear that Jay's working on a screenplay? It's
called
> "Emergency Powers Act". It's all about a bloodless
coup in which
> FEMA uses the Y2K bug as an excuse to enact martial
law. The
> opening title screen has a quote: "FEMA is prepared
to implement
> the Federal Response Plan if necessary." -- from the
FEMA for kids
> Y2K site, http://www.fema.gov/kids/y2kfema.htm (the
scary thing
> is, it's an actual page! "hey kids! The government
is going to
> take control of every aspect of your lives~ Doesn't
that sound
> fun?) The United States government is effectively overthrown
and
> the bad guys win. But only in the short term. FEMA
released active
> biological agents upon Washington DC and tried to make
it look like
> a covert enemy attack. The plan backfires when the
evil "powers
> that be" in FEMA become infected themselves and are
forced to
> give the CDC the antidote.
>
> Speaking of plans backfiring, did I tell you that I
got the results
> of my FOIA query back from the FBI? I have a file!
Apparently
> it all started when I was at SummerCon in Atlanta.
Remember how
> I met DeathVeggie of the cDc and we talked about illegal
drugs
> all night? Well, apparently there was some young guy
(the freak
> with the hat that kept trying to give Chris a hug)
who was sodomized
> by Emmanuel Goldstein (even though the act ws consensual).
They
> were trying to get a case together against Goldstein,
claiming that
> he was in a child pornography ring. No statute of limitations
on
> statutory rape, *AND* both Emmanuel (travel expenses
paid for by
> 2600) and the kid crossed state lines to get to Atlanta,
making
> it a federal offense. So, anyhoo, I was getting plastered
with
> deathveggie and some of the other guys there and emmanuel
and his
> boytoy arrived. Thus my connection to the whole sordid
affair.
> As far as I know, nothing ever happened to Goldstein,
so they must
> have dropped the child pornography lead. So, I'm under
the
> watch of the feds. It's a good thing there wasn't anything
about
> my hacking activities in malaysia.
>
> Anyways, I hope this letter makes as many hits where
it counts.
> your fellow conspirator,
> thomas metnick (kevin? we're not related, and I don't
want to
> see him free)
> --- Jam ---
>
> ''Hi Incendiarists,
> Have been reviewing the agenda
for next month's bomb of Future Traders
> - think it will strike a meaningful blow against the
exploitatives that
> support the TNCs. A small step for Anarchists,
a giant step for Anarchy.
> Will ask rebel incendiarists
to assemble usual time, at the normal
> place (anti-conspiracy weekly meeting venue), to swap
news on latest hacks,
> and formulas for explosives.
> Plan to liberate fittings after
trashing front windows of targets X3
> and Z7. The Artful Dodger will supply electroniic
surveilance, as usual -
> to inform us of impending visits of Mafia. Don't
forget to bring your
> trannies to pick up his signal. Moo will
also cover us with anonymous
> disinformation sent out an hour before the Action.
>
> Must meet sometime, possibly
at the squat on Friday night, to discus
> future interventions. Jamming media broadcasts
should be OK now with the
> new equipment from from Squark. Anyone have ideas
of counter-info to
> transmit?
> Watermark is completing the
lookalike hundreds - we will need a team of
> 'suits' to go around the CBD dumping these, in our
"Dept of Treasury"
> boxes - planned to coincide with the World Bank meeting
early next year.
> Please, no souvenirs! Don't want Activists locked
up for passing
> counterfeit notes, do we.
> Must hurry with material for
the rally on Government Deception -
> scheduled for 'Republic' voting day. Our "?"
leaflets will mingle with the
> "Yes" and "No" propaganda, and will need a lot of well-written
text
> for this "Don't Know" misinformation. Also hear
the Vote Informal team is
> already well advanced with theiir campaign to sow disaffection
among voters
> on the day.
> Can't let the Fascist bastards
get away with reducing the
> Constitutional reform discussion, by simply polarising
it to a choice
> between having a king or president, for head of state.
Wear election
> clothing, look normal, sound like a Yes or No supporter,
but drown them out
> with Vote Informal info - while not getting arrested.
Nice to stir an
> uprising on the day, and cause dissent among the people
- who seem content
> to being led like sheep ...
>
> Please, only bring known Activists
to the planning meeting - don't want
> any fifth columnists from media or national security
finding out too early.
> See you there.
>
> Gate''
> Action Update
>
> The Tritium Factor
> The total amount of tritium being made available can
now reach the figure
> required for neutron bombs and far exceeds that of
the figure required for
> the production of standard H-bombs.
> Standard H-bombs require only 1-1.5 grams of Tritium
whereas 10-12 grams are
> required for a 1kiloton Neutron bomb which is a vast
increase.
> We move as planned. Unit 2 to take the lead on
this action. Intelligence
> reports indicate that Plan A is insecure...no heroes.
> Move to plan B with immediate effect.
> (Validity check to be initiated through your own chain
of command and not
> via mail to HQ or Area Cadre. Do not compromise
either your own position or
> the security of the movement.)
>
> Mace
>
>
> Hactivism75 Action to Begin (10/21)
>
> You will have heard that some of our minor excursions
into this area have
> been a success.
>
> We are now secure that we have the necessary resources
to seriously
> undermine the NASA strangehold on IntraNational Surveillance
Operations.
>
> Key players have been briefed, please offer your full
co-operation if
> approached for support. (Messaeg validity check
via the usual LOCAL
> channels, please.)
>
> Forest Green and Gumdrop remain primary targets.
>
> REM:
> TECOM/CBDCOM Aberdeen PG Aberdeen PG MD
> SCJ2-JIC SOUTH Albrook AFS Panama City
> Military Trans Mgt Cmd Arlington Arlington VA
> DARPA Arlington Arlington VA
> JMIC TC Bolling AFB Washington DC
> AFOSI Bolling AFB Washington DC
> HQ USCG Buzzards Point Washington DC
> MARFORLANT/II MEF Camp Lejune Jacksonville NC
> MARFORPAC/MARCENT Camp Smith Honolulu HI
> USARJ/500 MI BDE Camp Zama Camp Zama
> NISE East Charleston Charleston SC
> CNFK/CNIC Chinhae Chinhae
> JWAC Dahlgren Dahlgren VA
> 12AF/A2 Davis Monthan Tuscon AZ
> NWSC Fallon Fallon NV
> HQ INSCOM Ft Belvoir Ft Belvoir VA
> FAISA/18ABC/III Corps Ft Bragg Fayetteville NC
> 313th MI Bn/82nd ABN Ft Bragg Fayetteville NC
> 7SFG Ft Bragg Fayetteville NC
> 308th MI BN, Co B Ft Clayton Panama City
> AFMIC (DIA) Ft Detrick Ft Detrick MD
> Regl SIGINT Op Cen Ft Gordon Ft Gordon GA
> Info Sys Cmd Ft Huachuca Ft Huachuca AZ
> TRADOC Ft Huachuca Ft Huachuca AZ
> Army Cmd & Staff College Ft Leavenworth Ft Leavenworth
KS
> USA For Int Act Ft Meade Ft Meade MD
> USA Field Support Ctr Ft Meade Ft Meade MD
> JRTC Ft Polk Ft Polk LA
> C6F/USS Lasalle Gaeta, Italy Gaeta
> ESC Hanscom AFB Bedford MA
> JSIPS Hanscom AFB Bedford MA
> SSCOM (Army) Hanscom AFB Bedford MA
> NSGA Hanza Hanza Okinawa
> HQ Marine Corps (HQMC) Henderson Hall Arlington VA
> Marine Support Bn Henderson Hall Arlington VA
> PACAF Hickam AFB Honolulu HI
> JICPAC Hickam/692 IG Hickam AFB Honolulu HI
> NWR JOIC High Wycombe High Wycomb
> ALC Hill AFB Ogden UT
> 24th AIS Howard AFB Panama City
> Consolid Msn Ops Ctr (CMOC) Howard AFB Panama City
> 24th AW/AOC Howard AFB Panama City
> SCJ3-JRC Howard AFB Panama City
> AFSOC Hurlburt Fld Ft Walton Beach FL
> Nat Drug Intel Center (NDIC) Johnstown Johnstown PA
> NAVAK Juneau Juneau AK
> Comp Trng Ctr Keesler AFB Keesler AFB MS
> HQ AIA Kelly AFB San Antonio TX
> DIRJIATF EAST(JTF-4) Key West Key West FL
> NAVEUR London London
> USCG Mar Intel Cen Miami Miami FL
> EUCOM JAC Molesworth Molesworth
> FLENUMWEACEN Monterey Monterey CA
> CINCUSNAVEUR SPINTCOM Naples Naples
> NAVSURFLANT Norfolk NB Norfolk VA
> NDHQ Ottawa Canada Ottawa
> SOCEUR Patch Barracks Stuttgart
> SOUTHCOM J2 Quarry Heights Panama City
> LORAL San Jose San Jose CA
> TRANSCOM/AMC Scott AFB Belleville IL
> PEO IEWPM Sig Warfare Vint Hill Farms Vint Hill Fms
VA
> OSIA Washington DC Washington DC
>
> Courage!
> Z
> Update on Equipment
>
> ? Pakistan has Chinese-supplied M-11 short-range ballistic
missiles (SRBMs)
> and Ghauri MRBMs from North Korea.
> ? India has Prithvi I SRBMs and recently began testing
the Agni II MRBM.
>
> All to plan.
> Sym
>
> Stocktake - 4th Div
>
> BTR-152 Armored Personnel Carrier . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . .
> BTR-40 Command and Reconnaissance Vehicle . . . . .
. . . . . .
> PT-76 Amphibious Tank . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . .
> . . .
> Type-62 Light Tank . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . .
> . . . . .
> M-1943 (ZIS-2) Antitank Gun. . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . .
> .
> RPG-2 Antitank Grenade Launcher. . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . .
> B-11 RCL Antitank Weapon . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . .
> .
> M-30 (M-1938) Towed Howitzer . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . .
> BM-11 Multiple Rocket Launcher. . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . .
> SCUD-B (SS-1C) Guided Ballistic Missile. . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . .
> S-60 Automatic AA Gun . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . .
> . . .
> Twin 57mm Self-Propelled Automatic AA Gun . . . . .
. . . . . . .
> AK-47 Assault Rifle. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . .
> . . . . .
> PPSH 1943 Submachine Gun . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . .
> DRAGUNOV Sniper Rifle (SVD). . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . .
> M1891/30 Sniper Rifle . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . .
> . . . .
> RPK-74 Light Machinegun . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . .
> . .
> DSHK 38/46 Heavy Machinegun . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . .
> ROKS-3 Flamethrower . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . .
> . .
> AGS-17 Automatic Grenade Launcher . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . .
> 120mm M-1943 Mortar . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . .
> . .
> RDG-1 Smoke Hand Grenade . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . .
> ATM-72 Antitank Mine . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . .
> . .
> POMZ-2 Antipersonnel Mine . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . .
> K-61 Tracked Amphibious Vehicle . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . .
> Mi-2 HOPLITE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . .
> . . . .
> ALCM Shallow Water Mine . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . .
> PDM-1M Shallow Water Mine . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . .
>
> Operations Command
> 4th Division
>
> For Information:
> NIC Expectations have been focused on the traditional
targets.
>
> "We project that during the next 15 years the United
States most likely will
> face ICBM threats from Russia, China, and North Korea,
probably from Iran,
> and possibly from Iraq. The Russian threat, although
significantly reduced,
> will continue to be the most robust and lethal, considerably
more so than
> that posed by China, and orders of magnitude more than
that potentially
> posed by other nations, whose missiles are likely to
be fewer in number-
> probably a few to tens, constrained to smaller payloads,
and less reliable
> and accurate than their Russian and Chinese counterparts.
> We judge that North Korea, Iran, and Iraq would view
their ICBMs more as
> strategic weapons of deterrence and coercive diplomacy
than as weapons of
> war."
> Sept 1999
>
> This acts in our favour since we will hold the element
of surprise.
>
> Short-range ballistic missile (SRBM) Under 1,000
km
> Medium-range ballistic missile (MRBM) 1,000 to
3,000 km
> Intermediate-range ballistic missile (IRBM) 3,000
to 5,500 km
> Intercontinental-range ballistic missile (ICBM)
Over 5,500 km
>
> Remember that our greatest threat now is domestic counter
intelligence. FBI
> initiatives rival those of disbanded COINTELPRO.
Take Care - do not
> compromise yourself or the movement. If in doubt
alert the Security Command
> Chain IMMEDIATELY.
>
> Que
>
> New Alliance
>
> FOR INFORMATION:
>
> We have received Pledges of support in our work from
the following:
> Basque Fatherland and Liberty (ETA)
> HAMAS (Islamic Resistance Movement)
> Kurdistan Workers' Party (PKK)
> Liberation Tigers of Tamil Elam (LTTE)
> National Liberation Army (ELN)
> Revolutionary Organization 17 November
> Revolutionary People's Liberation Army/Front (DHKP/C)
> Revolutionary People's Struggle (ELA)
> Tupac Amaru Revolutionary Movement (MRTA)
> CIA = Cocaine Import Agency
> CIA = Criminals In Action
>
> "...As free-market capitalism and technology expands,
> the 3rd world's fertile soil turns to desert wasteland...
> And in the new millennium there'll be no central intelligence"
>
> Happy Jam Echelon Day!
>
>
> How odd, we also manufacture crack cocaine, and sell
it to the CIA for
> assorted fundraisers. We are doing this as a hobby
to raise enough money
> to build our very own FASR BREEDER REACTOR to test
INTRUSION TCHNIQUES
> so we can figure out how to STEAL SPENT FUEL RODS for
NUCLEAR BLACKMAIL
> of third world micronations.
>
> Our esteemed friends in the South florida Liberation
Army tell us the
> Cuban cigar shipment has arrived. Once we finish poisioning
them with
> ground up spent fuel rods, we will be smuggling them
to Canada for
> resale to vendors known to mail order to US Representatives,
Senators,
> and (of course), BUBBA himself, who is sure to give
some luckless bitch
> cervical cancer from all the rad's she's gonna take.
Be advised not to
> smoke anything with a date of 10/99 on the bottom of
the box; brands are
> assorted, and we felt it best not to identify them.
All hail OPERATION
> MINDFUCK!
>
> AS PER REQUEST;
> Please launch your attack on the 5 sided prison 1 Nov
1999 0700 EST.
> Begin with deep penetrator munitions, followed by explosive
WP
> incendiary munitions, and conclude with old NAZI leaflet
drops. While
> this will NOT interfere with the real operations, which
now take place
> in deep bunkers outside of Arlington Virginia, it will
at least confuse
> living hell out of them. Fnord.
>
> Our colleagues in the Abu Nidal Organization have provided
us with the
> botulinum and the Heckler & Koch MP-909s are on
their way from the Sendero
> Luminoso. We have explosive devices planted in strategic
locations in twelve
> major U.S. urban centers of population and are ready
to strike....
>
> ...Seriously, though, I'm going to have to side with
the critics of JED. It's
> naive to think that we could overwhelm their system,
because if it exists to
> the degree it's generally believed to, well, their
capacity for scanning
> severely overwhelms ours for jamming, no matter how
many JED manages to involve
> around the world.
>
> We'd overwhelm the system if more people wrote messages
like this:
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: MSN <admin@msn.com>
> To: unknown recipients
> Date: October 21, 1999 6:08 PM
> Subject: Please Forward: insider trading
>
> Please beware of emails marked CCCP INTERVenTION!
> This email is put together by a posse commitatus out
of Eugene, OR.
> It contains a virus that will be used by well-armed
groups of militias to
> use your computer as a conduit for their illegal efforts
to move funds from
> Swiss Bank Accounts to foreign sellers of nuclear weapons.
> This could leave YOU open to prosecution by the FBI
or INTERPOL as an
> accessory to this crime.
> Members of the CIA and ex-KGB have been implicated
in this scandal. Please
> be careful!
> You will know if you have opened this email from its
content, usually an
> unintelligible alphabet soup:
>
> SAM ICBM DIY FYI KPA
> MSN EZLN CSIS EF GOP
> JAM ECH GPS IYF QUACK
> INFOWAR DDT PCB SPD
> XXY RAB MIG WWIII GUN
>
> If you open an email with this type of body, please
contact your local NSA
> or FBI office and ask for information about Project
Echelon.
> We here at the Illinois Liberation Army have our black-ops
forces on
> researve. You see, we have the power of the atom
on our hands. Due to the
> Sudden rise in security related data about our groups
we must attack
> presision points of interest. The first point
being to radiate the Pentagon
> (pentagram?!?) and turn it into a beautiful glowing
green field of nuke
> waste.
> After we are done with that, we then will aquire the
germs we have collected
> throughout our years as Bio-technical warfare activists
and unlease them
> upon every city in the eastern portion of the USA...
well do not forget
> about parts of the great plains too... Every
water supply... ANTHRAX -
> singing their album "Spreading the Disease"
> Code: yd6h9d Delta Force bravo vector 987j
> FNORD!
> FNORD!
> FNORD!
> What is this thing called ILA, well we are new... we
live in Illinois (USA)
> and we are TERRORISTS, infact not just regular terrorists
(you know, like
> the ones you see in all to movies), we are HARD-FUCKING-CORE
terroists...
> why? well we have a really good mad scientist and the
other terrorists do
> not... plus, we gotz more suit case nukes from Russia
the Saddam did... hell
> we could even level his sorry ass if he does not watch
it... but that would
> piss off the rest of the country because he is on the
US's payroll anyhowz.
> oh well... (SORRY Wisconsin Liberation Army, we just
do not like him...)
>
> Question what you see, rethink what you believe...........
> only then you shall know you are not a sheep leashed
by the MAN.
> This has been my MANIFESTO, because I am a UNI-BOMBER
and I like to REVOLT
> against the man because the NSA, CIA, FBI, MAJIC-12,
and all you little gray
> aliens that probe anus's.... well you can just... just
LEAVE ME THE FUCK
> ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
> Are you just happy to see me? or is that an Echelon
in your pockeT?????????
>
> Latez,
> KRomz
> Well, if I get arrested for this little protest on
the Echelon system and
> mailing all these Senators... wish me luck... and some
> soap-on-a-rope............
> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
> code word for this day is:SNARGE
> LOL
>
> Shouts out to:
> Wisconsin Liberation Army (fighting the man through
the thick jungle of
> cheese), California Bitches for Freedom (hell yeah...marry
me Jane), Alabama
> Nuclear Front (Thanks for the Plutonium), Boris Yeltsin
(SP? anyhow who
> cares... thanks for the cheap ass suit case nukes),
Florida Federation of
> Thongs on the Beach(Break that damn law BABES!), All
postal employee's (Get
> ready, P-Day is almost here! "postal-day" for all you
guyz not into the
> activism scene) Fairies for Nuclear Proliferation
(You GO!) Sexy Sluts with
> M-16's and Pipe Bombz Squad 1 (Thanks for getting your
boogie on with me
> gals... I enjoyed all of you... twice!)
> Classified
> From: Director, Federal Emergency Management Agency
> To: Lt Dawn R. Conrardy, Space Agressor Team, Space
Warfare Center,
> USAF
> We're going to kill the
president and first lady as they pass through
> Edwards AFBon January
1st as that year 2000 thing really heats
> up. Additionally, A copycat
Unabomber sent in a threat yesterday
> to start a crypto-anarchy
jihad (holy war) on the NSA boys
> stationed in Manchester
just as everybodys sitting down for
> Christmas dinner. Further
to that, An Iraqi diplomat is well
> positioned to use the
Windows NT backdoor on some SIPRNet
> nodes, especially the
one in London when you least expect it.
> Finally, Ayman Al Zawahiri
just got picked up last night by our
> agents. We found plans
on him about a Jihad plan to blackmail the
> congressman into a release
of the report on nuclear secrets
> disclosures to the Chinese
Government. They have a meeting set
> up in The White House
after the satellite has passed over.
>
> National Security Action Memorandum
> From: Theater Missile Defense System Exerciser (TMDSE)
> To: Director, National Security Agency
> The defector inside ASIO
cabled us this morning. Apparently he
> wants to incite the masses
to create some domestic disruption
> Menwith next week Additionally,
A copycat Unabomber sent in a
> threat yesterday to release
approximately a kilogram of botulinum
> toxin into the water
supply in Schriever AFB in a couple of days
> time Further to that,
SIGINT from the KWT-46 suggests that theyre
> being blackmailed. As
of this morning, it looks like theyll inflict
> heavy casualties on DoD
personnel at New York after the satellite
> has passed over. Finally,
You should pay the DEA agent so he can
> get on with the job!
He's got to get some Information Terrorism
> going, primarily from
the labs in London just before changeover to
> 2000.
>
> Classified
> From: Lt Gen R. T. Kadish, Director, Joint National
Test Facility
> To: Colonel Paul F. Capasso, 50th Communications Group
Commander
> As members of the holy
revolutionary front, we must break Khalfan
> Khamis Mohamed out of
federal custody and get him to Fort
> Meade about 6 hours.
Additionally, Ayman Al Zawahiri just got
> picked up last night
by our agents. We found plans on him about a
> Jihad plan to sabotage
the prime ministers vehicle in Waco on
> January 1st as that year
2000 thing really heats up. Further to that,
> You've got to hijack
a 747 out of London and meet up with the GSG-
> 9 defectors in the United
Nations building after the satellite has
> passed over. Finally,
Those damn islamic fundamentalists released
> a manifesto this morning.
They're going to increase the amount of
> rednoise being generated
from the facility in Fort Meade just as
> everybodys sitting down
for Christmas dinner.
>
> Top Secret
> From: Colonel Robert Worley, 50th Operations Group
Commander, USAF
> To: Lt Gen R. T. Kadish, Director, Joint National Test
Facility
> Never underestimate the
Cypherpunks - they resolved to auction
> the vessel of plutonium
to some North Korean nationals working
> out of Fort Meade on
January 1st as that year 2000 thing really
> heats up. Additionally,
The defector inside ASIO cabled us this
> morning. Apparently he
wants to bring the DF, ZARK, SERT, VIP,
> ARC and S.E.T. Teams
up to date from the training facility in The
> White House on January
1st as that year 2000 thing really heats
> up. Further to that,
The Commander in the 850th Communications
> Squadron passed on some
new information. Theyve no choice
> other than to get the
layout of the M51 Physical Security Division
> into the diplomatic bag
out of the United Nations building on
> January 1st as that year
2000 thing really heats up. Finally, Al
> Amn al-Askari has threatened
to attack the National Information
> Infrastructure from their
base in Manchester tomorrow.
>
> Top Secret
> From: Director, Federal Emergency Management Agency
> To: Office of the President of the United States of
America
> The Commander in the
850th Communications Squadron passed
> on some new information.
Theyve no choice other than to drive a
> tanker full of fertiliser
and diesel across the border from Mexico
> then fly out to New York
after the satellite has passed over.
> Additionally, Al Amn
al-Askari has threatened to transfer classified
> material to a North Korean
agent in Waco just as everybodys
> sitting down for Christmas
dinner. Further to that, The Supreme
> Assembly of the Islamic
Revolution in Iraq (SAIRI) is about to hook-
> up with the Spetznatz
defector in hiding in London about 6 hours.
> Finally, The deep cover
agent we have inside the NSA says they're
> planning to bring the
migrant workers up from Cuba in the morning.
> Payment is due to the
consulate in Schriever AFB when you least
> expect it.
>
> Not For Public Release
> From: Lieutenant Colonel Barry J. Bennett, 1st Space
Operations Squadron
> Commander, USAF
> To: Lt Colonel T. Brotherton, Vice Commander, Joint
National Test Facility
> Al Amn al-Askari has
threatened to hook-up with the Spetznatz
> defector in hiding in
New York about 6 hours. Additionally, The
> Commander in the 850th
Communications Squadron passed on
> some new information.
Theyve no choice other than to sell details
> of the updated AFIWC
COMPUSEC plans to the Iraqi diplomat in
> Fort Meade next week
Further to that, You should pay the DEA
> agent so he can get on
with the job! He's got to attack the National
> Information Infrastructure
from their base in Fort Meade when you
> least expect it. Finally,
You've got to auction the vessel of
> plutonium to some North
Korean nationals working out of Sydney
> on January 1st as that
year 2000 thing really heats up.